Good grief! This is REAL! Well, as real as it gets. Linda Sullivan forwarded to me a link to a bit of lingerie available at that fashion powerhouse Target. But, (rats!) no picture. A little Googling and there it was...
Daily Candy says, "Bubbles, a fascinating butt-boosting product, aims to restore your tush to its former glory (or to heights previously unscaled)."
The Target Red Hot Shop says, "The booty gods giveth, and the booty gods taketh away. Now you can take back the beautiful stack of your butt's gravity-defying glory days-or just put a little pop in your profile-with these revolutionary Bubbles."
Is it true "Butts are back in a big way?" If so what will the next generation of derriere enhancements be…"cross your butt" bras? Will they gently lift and separate your cheeks? (I don't THINK so!) It occurs to me the butt is pretty plain compared to the breasts. Maybe some paste on butt beauty moles are next. Will we begin to brag about butt-cup size? (I used to wear size seven panties, but now I wear a "7C.")
After years of trying to reduce our butts will Suzanne Sommers be back with "Butt Builder." "You too can have a bigger more attractive butt in just six weeks with my Butt Builder. My DVD, "Buns of Bubbles" can have you on your way to the behemoth bottom you've always wanted and men will adore."
Will men finally come "out of the closet" and admit how much they love "big ol' butts?" Will we discover that men claiming to love big boobs was just a big misunderstanding? Good grief! What next?
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